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How to tell a persons attitude etc, by there farting habits!
People Definitions
1. Vain Person - One who loves the smell of his own farts
2. Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
3. Proud Person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant.
4. Shy Person - One who releases silent farts & blushes.
5. Impudent Person - One who farts out loud and laughs.
6. Scientific Person - One who farts regularly, but is concerned with
pollution
7. Unfortunate Person - One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits
instead.
8. Nervous Person - One who stops in the middle of farts.
9. Honest Person - One who admits he's farted but offers a good medical
reason.
10. Dishonest Person - One who farts and blames the dog.
11. Foolish Person - One who suppresses a fart for hours.
12. Thrifty Person - One who always has farts in reserve.
13. Anti-Social Person - One who excuses himself and farts in complete
privacy.
14. Strategic Person - One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
15. Sadistic Person - One who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over
his bedmate.
16. Intellectual Person - One who can determine the smell of his
neighbours fart.
17. Athletic Person - One who farts at the slightest exertion.
18. Miserable Person - One who truly enjoys a good fart, but can't.
19. Sensitive Person - One who farts and then starts to cry.
20. Childish Person - One who farts in the bath, then bursts the bubbles
with his toes.
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